Wednesday, July 18, 2007

where is the love

as put forth by my friends & family since i woke up this morning:

"dont be a dolt, just press the button on the left that says SCAN."
"you play poker like an blind old lady."
"send me a goddamn mockup you fickle wench."
"are you screening my phone calls? jerk!"
"what happened to your hair"
"you should drink more water, your face is starting to look like a pumpkin."
"i'm going to kill you. and then bill you."

why did i even get out of bed.

edit: a friend just told me "rammy, you're like a human qualuud." does this fit under the insult category?

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